May 2013
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
Girl Pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
Boy's Pockets: Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.
poopflow:
poopflow:
i just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the antarctic
now i have a licence to krill.
rnedia:
everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
notcuddles:
magicrobotgeography:
btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company
And nothing of value was lost
sassybluejudas:
I am convinced Elementary is at its core the story about a woman struggling to have a good night’s rest only to wake to or be awakened by a strange man who likes solving crimes.
mykindafairytalee:
“It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.”
— Hugh Laurie
madturbating:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
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The Philosophy of Anti-Asshole-ism By OddandProud
Recently, I’ve developed my own little philosphy on keeping the peace. I’m sick and tired of all the bickering and fighting and yelling so I’m posting this
Anti-Asshole-ism:
The code of etiquette and manners to live in a rich and varied world without being an asshole
Recognizing that other people may want to live a life with different morals, beliefs, cultures, preferences,...
So I tried to make polite conversation with our...
Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Me: Uh.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.
wo-nderland:
groovymuttations:
what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot
can I call them toasty
im calling people toasty from now on ok
This is how the rain looks like when you're up...
sadisticmagidan:
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
klainestuck:
ohsaabby:
The notes. You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this. THE NOTES!
Isn’t this the actual 14m post? LIke the original version of it before it got edited to hell and back?
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Sometimes I think about what would happen if I just disappeared. If I never showed up to school again, left my tumblr, logged out of Skype, facebook, DeviantArt, hotmail, everything and just was never heard from again.
Sometimes I get depressed because I know what would happen.
For a few days, my absence will be noted, maybe a few people will be concerned, but really, not enough to...
emilianadarling:
saderidan:
When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from
Reblog if you know who Cousin Matt is
trenchcoat-porn:
nerdbirdistheword:
8r8kh34ds:
if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people
“HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die”
SLAPS
“wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow”
You are the future I want to see.
clumsyoctopus:
flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the...
googleimages:
vagisodium:
googleimages:
leonardo dicaprio is going to make such a good gatsby
yeah he’s gonna be a great gatsby
